Real name: Chris Miller. 

16 year old in California.  Refuses to use MySpace (haven't logged on in 9 months and counting!)

Admitted geek and programmer.

  • C
  • C++
  • Java
  • C# (grudgingly)
  • PHP
  • HTML
  • MySQL

I got started in Linux about a year ago after Windows XP Pro comitted suicide on my laptop for the second time.  Installed Kubuntu and had a blast.  Decided I needed to be more terminal-literate and forced myself to use Gentoo.

Be careful - I love bad jokes.  Not dirty jokes, bad jokes.  I think I'm punny but I'm snot.  Be very careful.  You have to word things carefully around me, or I will make the joke.